for the serious collector

Eclipse trading cards. You know, in case you're interested..

This one is titled, "Jacob's Biceps FTW" --

This one I'm pretty sure is called "TMI Description That Almost Ruins One of the Few Moments in Which Bella Does What You Want Her To. Almost." --
& if my memory serves me correct, this one is titled "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOooOoOOooOOOOO :(" --"I'M SORRY" MY ASS! YOU. DUMB. BITCH.

DIE.

*tear*