"all-star" WIN!

Every time another dud season of "So You Think You Can Dance" rolls around, I tell myself I'm gonna boycott & stop watching altogether. And ever since Nigel officially announced all the desperate/terrible changes they have in store for this upcoming season (if you haven't heard, instead of doing contestant "couples" like they always have, they're bringing back old "all-stars" aka past-season REJECTS to dance with each contestant, depending on what style of dance they draw out of the hat each week), I've been SURE I wouldn't be able to handle it without throwing a fit each episode. PLUS, if that whole concept isn't stupid enough as is, not to mention completely FAULTY, they announced that these so-called "all-stars" include the likes of COMFORT (I'm seething over here at just the thought of her, srsly), and that Mark dude from Chelsie Hightower's season, who I DID like, but doesn't have the technical ability to serve as an "all-star" of any kind of dance at all! UGH. You don't need me to keep going.

Anyway, I was pretty annoyed at the whole thing, until I was stalking "American Idol" photos on the FOX page & encountered the entire "all-star" lineup & found...

PASHA?!?!?!

I fucking LOVE PASHA!!!!!!!!!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA. Love him. Of course, I'd MUCH prefer it if they just made him a new pro on "Dancing with the Stars" already, but I guess this is better than nothing.

I mean, of course I have to watch now!!! ..Even if it means fast-forwarding through all the other bullshit.